March 8, 2021
Alright, I cashed in all those frequent flyer miles and got a first class ticket aboard the U.N.S. Morpheus, a colossal colony ship. After my first night's lobster and champagne dinner, I'm tucking myself into the swanky stasis dream pod. Time to zonk out for 270 years, give or take a decade. I listen to the gentle rumble of the EMB Drive warming up and prepare for some epic slumber. For those of you who forgot to reserve a stasis sleep pod, please enjoy this sound to block out distractions whi...