Welcome to the sleep sounds of the future. Welcome aboard the hyperspace racer Bad Kitty MMMMCMXCVIII. (Yes, in the future, it is impossible to register a good ship name.) We're arriving at the ocean paradise of Helios VI, where sea literally meets sky. The largest moon pulls the water right up into the heavens. Naturally, the surfing is epic.
But nothing draws more people to Helios VI than the legendary Hyperspace Races. Competitors slingshot around 25 moons in tiny crafts while zipping through hyperspace. A few accidentally slingshot right into a moon but usually teleport out before impact. If a pilot can teleport directly into the nearest bar, drinks are on the house.
Through good fortune (does bribery count as good fortune?), I was able to hitch a ride on a racer to Helios VI for a two-day field test. That night I fell fast asleep in my bunk to the sounds of the hyperspace vortex. It brings back childhood memories. (Who doesn't have nostalgic memories when listening to hyperspace vortexes?)
Alright space cowboys, tackle insomnia the 24th century way, with our futuristic sleep sounds.
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